Anonymous: I volunteer!

I’m too shy to even attempt to tell the fantasies in words let alone actions 

I’ve got some really weird sexually fantasies (weird when you look at my current sex life) I have no one to share them with :( 




$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free


if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.
chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)


actually all of my systems are nervous

In another twenty years,
this will not matter,

but it has been twenty years,
and this is my whole life.

it matters now

September 15, 2014


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